"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed." ~William Shakespeare

Monday, May 23, 2011

Double Thumbs Up: Cookie-stuffed Cookies

“Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce.”
~William Shakespeare {Romeo & Juliet}

So now that I'm some sort of "blogger" now, I've been looking up blogs written by friends and even by complete strangers, and most if not all had something interesting to say. I also get lots of useless emails that are 90% useful and the other 10% are actually worth looking at--and here's an instant where a 10%-type email inspired something quite...frabjous.


I definitely don't take credit for this recipe, but I definitely took the liberty of giving it a try and it turned out to be a success! I can now say that it is truly possible to bake cookies...inside of cookies. Followers, I give you the Cookie-Stuffed Cookies.
They're oreos baked inside chocolate chip cookies {although I think this could very well be a mix-and-match recipe}. Certainly helps you decide which kind of cookie you want, or you can at least eat two in the disguise of just one, hehe.







Here is the original, and the credit is due to the original genius:
http://picky-palate.com/2011/01/06/oreo-stuffed-chocolate-chip-cookies/

and here's the recipe that I used (a faster version):
http://taste-for-adventure.tablespoon.com/2011/05/09/cookie-stuffed-cookies/

I would definitely try the second link, only because the ingredients are easier to deal with {you use cookie dough already made v. making your own dough} and seriously, it cuts out a ton of prep time.

One thing I want to add to the recipe: how to friggin put the chocolate chip cookie dough over the oreos. I had to figure it out myself {or maybe I'm not so good w/ directions} but here's a simple tip:

    When you're ready with the dough, and you have all the 1in. balls of cookie dough, just split   
    what you have. Then squeeze one of the halves between your palms so it's super flat. You then
    just lay it over the top of the oreo and tuck the edges over the sides. You do the same for the
    other half and cover the other side of the cookie. It's that simple.

I actually tried to just smear the dough all over and that was just plain stupid. Don't be a fool! You'll realize that manipulating cookie dough is ridiculous bidness.

Give 'em a try! My brothers really liked 'em... in fact they were the ones who pushed me to making them a few days ago; it was either make the cookie-stuffed cookies or they threatened to eat all the oreos. You know what I had to do!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Don't Be Drab, Get FAB!

Hallo!
So w/ this new haircut of mine, I wanted to test out a classic favorite hairstyle that had people turning their heads. Sort of literally. I basically know how to make my super straight hair look like practically naturally curly, and here’s a tutorial to prove it. Have thick hair, board-straight locks and a bad history with curling irons? This is probably for you, and it works with all sorts of hair lengths, short and even medium-length (I haven’t tried super long…yet).
Give this try if you’re looking for a fun new style, but as practical advice—try it on a day that isn’t totally important in case something goes wrong. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
You’ll basically need mousse, hairspray and soft curlers. The ones that work great are these white ones (sorry they look like you-know-whats but deal with it); it’s got a spongey middle and wires on the ends to twist (if there’s a brand I don’t know what it is). I found a 20-pack at Target for like, $10 and they work like a charm. I don’t think the brand of hairspray or mousse really matters; just find whatever products that are for curls or volume, whatever helps.
  1.       Okay first things first, game plan. You don’t wanna curl your hair in random clumps everywhere, keep it classy. What I usually do is put my hair in a half ponytail, separating the top layer from the bottom, and if you have bangs, whether they are side-swept or full-front, leave them out of the ponytail, it should be its own section. I like curling my bangs because they’re long enough to go behind the ear, and I do those first.
**WHICH REMINDS ME. If you have short hair like me, barely at the shoulders, this may not apply to you. But when I had medium-length hair (and my hair is thick) I slept with these curlers in my hair overnight. So if you think you want to try this, the good news is that it’ll stay all day long once you unravel the locks. Bad news, it may be uncomfortable to sleep with. If you’re a side sleeper, or content sleeping with your face on the side, try putting the curlers in towards the back or top of your head; you don’t want one on your temple and figure out a precise spot your head won’t hurt. Same with back sleepers; move them to the sides of your head, rather than having them at the nape of your neck or it’s like sleeping on rocks. Not good.
  2.       Squirt about…ugh, I don’t know a decent size, maybe like a tablespoon’s sized blip of mousse in your hand and just start from the roots and just slide your hand down to the tips so the entire clump of hair is a tad bit stiff yet malleable. Your hair can be wet, but the curls won’t be as dramatic for thick hair. It’s best to work with dry hair, and the mousse helps the hair twist better v. completely dry hair.
  3.       Hold the white curler so the wired ends are facing up and down, and wind the end of the clump of hair twice; roll the hair tightly in a spiral shape all the way to the roots, tucking the ends of the hair in. Once it’s tight, twist the ends of the curler together and when tight enough, you can bend the ends towards the roll of hair so they’re not sticking out. They may feel…”jiggly” at first, like they’re not in tight enough, but trust me, they’ll stay in.
  4.       It doesn’t really matter how you start after the bangs are done, but I usually do the bottom layer strands first. You basically want to follow step 3 with all the rest of your hair, but be warned, don’t but in too much in one curler and you’ll get a feel for how much is “too much.” It’s especially hair to wrap a lot of shorter hair, as I’ve learned w/ this new cut; I had to use more curlers for the bottom layer so they’ll actually look curly. If you try rolling in thick clumps, the curls won’t be as tight and it’ll be harder to twist with the curlers. Just lookin’ out for ya.
** Just a tip: if you mess up, as in don’t have enough curlers,  don’t be afraid to unravel some neighbor curlers and “spread the wealth.” If that doesn’t make sense, or if nothing really makes sense, then just comment below and I’ll answer questions.  I never really know how thorough or vague my instructions are, so I won’t be offended.
**If you like a certain part in your hair, make sure your hair follows as such, especially bangs.
**Another thing: if you want mega volume, make sure you curl in layers. Basically that means you’re going to make some vertical curls where some clumps are being moussed straight up in the air and curled to the roots. Those’ll be fun, I promise. You’ll hopefully have these curlers all over your head.
      This step is optional, but if your hair is thick like heck, you’ll need hairspray. Just lightly spritz around your head, it’s just for an extra hold so the curls last longer.
This next step is for when you’re ready to unravel them. This is after a “so-so” night’s sleep or if your hair is pretty short, after a mere 2-3 hours. While taking pictures for this tutorial I waited 2 hours before doing steps 5 - 7 and it lasted all day! A major plus for short hair, no doubt.

   5.       No matter if you curled the top part or the bottom part first, you’ll want to unravel at the bottom layer first. Basically just unwind the wired ends and gently unroll the curl. I usually run my fingers through it like a comb which makes the curls softer and gives it more volume. DON’T use a brush, on pain of death. Basically unravel layer by layer, working from the nape of the neck to the top of the head, and I usually leave the bangs or curlers framing my face last. It’s just a preference so I can see what I’m doing.
  6.       Once you’ve done this and all the curlers are out, plus you’ve run your fingers through to sort of separate the curls into more curls, you’re aaaalmost done. Flip your head so your luscious locks are hanging towards the floor. Grab your hairspray and spray at the hair at the nape of the neck, and basically everywhere else. While the hairspray is relatively damp, grab a clump of hair and crunch it in your hand but scrunching it up to the roots. It’s the best way to guarantee day-long curls.
  7.       Flip your head back so your hair sits like normal and holy volume, right? It’ll tame, but you might like it the way it is. It’s kinda runway sexy at first and pretty fabulous. You’ll probably need to bobby pin your side bangs because they’ll poke you in the eye, guaranteed; hairclips, flowers, headbands are also encouraged. Also, repeat the hairspray scrunching move, and make sure you’re spraying around the tips of the hair, because those’ll be the first to straighten.

Ta-daaa!  It’s pretty grand, eh? You can’t get curls like this w/a curling iron, at least I can’t because I’m rather impatient with that thing.

So if you’re interested in giving this a try, do it on a mundane day; don’t be trying it for the first time for a dance, wedding, whatever you have to look attractive for; if it works for you by all means give it a go, but at least make sure you give yourself enough time.

I’ll estimate 4 hours tops for the whole process if your hair is short like mine; the process of curling your hair should take around 30min and unraveling probably 15min. I get faster and faster with practice.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this tutorial, plus the pictures to go along with it. Most of them are to be silly and fun. But seriously comment comment COMMENT! Whether good or bad. If you like tutorials, I’ve got some more, I’m sure. There’s definitely a strong chance of more recipes! :)

Saturday, May 14, 2011

new identity?

“It makes me nervous when someone says, I agree with everything you say. Not even I agree with everything I say.” Jeremy Rifkind


So basically within the last month I got a new pair of glasses AND a drastic haircut--the shortest I've ever dared to go. I'm still getting used to it, and I hope that I find some fun stuff to do w/ it, because I can barely keep my bangs out of my face, they're super short!


oh. my. NIKON.

TRIIIIBUTE. to my beloved Nikon Coolpix P90 the best camera that's travelled w/ me everywhere I've gone for the past few years.


I got it for my birthday! Everyone always oggles it when I use it for this or that, and it's the greatest! So here's a little love for the camera that gives me some great shots.


{This is me w/ the camera right after my birfday}





{Ain't she a beaut?}

P.S. Ever since my last blog post about writing, I've totally been keeping at it! It's fun to actually be keeping a writing goal, but I usually find myself writing for more than 10 minutes. Who'd a thunk?

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Parody Madnessss...Parseltongue for Sheer Fabulousness


So once upon a time I had this awesome Creative Writing class last year and we had to write poetry--which I did, that'll be coming soon. But I asked my teacher if I could write a parody instead and she was down with that, so that's what I did, a parody! This is some fun, original work called "Good Riddance Voldemort" based of the song "Good Morning Baltimore" from Hairspray. The original lyrics are on the left, mine are on the right. I hope you like it; parodies are super fun to write!

Do you write parodies or have you heard of some good ones? Share, share, share!

Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Woke up today                                                           Woke up today
Feeling the way I always do                                     Hating your guts like I always do
Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Hungry for something                                              You killed my parents
That I can't eat                                                          You monstrous beast
Then I hear that beat                                               With freakish pale physique!
The rhythm of town                                                  When Dementors in town
Starts calling me down                                              Start getting me down
It's like a message from                                            And the Death Mark visible
High above                                                                 High above
Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Pulling me out                                                            I grab my broom
To the smiles and the                                                And I'll meet you to
Streets that I love                                                     Fight for the ones that I love!

Good morning Baltimore                                          Good riddance, Voldemort
Every day's like an open door                                  Everyday I keep learning more
Every night is a fantasy                                            Every night I have that fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony                               Where I curse you times infinity!

Good morning Baltimore                                          Good riddance, Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor                  And some day when I pass all my OWLS
The world's gonna wake up and see                       And proclaim my love for Ginny
Baltimore and me                                                      It'll be Voldemore vs. me!

Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Look at my hair                                                         Check out my wand
What "do" can compare with mine today?            How do you compare with the Elder Wand?
Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
I've got my hairspray and radio                              I've got my spell books and Sneak-o-Scope
I'm ready to go                                                           I'm ready to go!

The rats on the street                                               The hippogriffs on the street
All dance round my feet                                           All bow around my feet
They seem to say                                                      They seem to say
"Tracy, it's up to you"                                              "We too hate You-know-Who"
So, oh, oh                                                                    So, oh, oh
Don't hold me back                                                   You watch your back
'Cause today all my dreams will come true          "Cause my prophecy'll finally come true!

Good morning Baltimore                                         Good riddance, Voldemort
There's the flasher who lives next door                 I have a secret band of brave cohorts
There's the bum on his bar room stool                  I hate you more than that Slytherin tool
They wish me luck on my way to school               You just wait until our epic duel.

Good morning Baltimore                                          Good riddance, Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor                  And some day when I pass all my OWLS
The world's gonna wake up and see                       And proclaim my love for Ginny
Baltimore and me                                                      It'll be Voldemore vs. me!

I know every step                                                     I know every spell
I know every song                                                     I know every charm
I know there's a place where I belong                    I know Gryffindor is where I belong!
I see all those party lights shining ahead               I see all those Death Eaters flying ahead
So someone invite me                                              So I better kill you
Before I drop dead!                                                  By the scar on my head!

So, Oh, Oh                                                                 So, Oh, Oh

Give me a chance                                                    Just watch me fly
'Cause when I start to dance                                 'Cause no one can deny
I’m a movie star                                                      I'm the Chosen One
Oh, oh, oh                                                                 Oh, oh, oh
Something inside of me makes me move            Something inside of me wants you gone
When I hear the groove                                         When I whip out my wand!

My ma tells me no                                                   My mum loved me so
But my feet tell me go!                                            Which gave me pow'r over my foes!
It's like a drummer inside my heart                     It's like the Patronus from my wand
Oh, oh, oh                                                                 Oh, oh, oh
Don't make me wait                                                Don't make me wait
One more moment for my life to start...              One more moment for my quest to start!

Good morning Baltimore                                        Good riddance, Voldemort
Every day's like an open door                                Everyday I keep learning more
Every night is a fantasy                                          Every night I have that fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony                             Where I curse you times infinity!

Good morning Baltimore                                        Good riddance, Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor                And some day when I pass all my OWLS
The world's gonna wake up and see                     And proclaim my love for Ginny
Baltimore and me                                                    It'll be Voldemore vs. me!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Writing: Wows and Woes

Okay writers, lace up your sneakers and roll up your sleeves.

I've been struggling with...really picking up my work and finishing it. Just to back-track, I've been working on a YA fantasy novel probably since late middle school, early high school and I'm 239 pages into the story and I don't know how much farther I have until I'm done, but I do feel like it's eh...maybe close?

Anyway, every summer I have this half-hearted goal that by the end of it, I'll also write the end of my novel, but THIS IS THE SUMMER to cut the crap and get this novel DONE.

So to help me get my act together, and if you need a boost to get YOUR act together (if you feel slightly guilty, I'm talking to you...McGruder) then I've collected some tips for writers in any stage of writing.

1. Make a goal of writing for five minutes a day, every day. That's what I've heard: either 5-10 minutes or just a page a day. And if you think about it, if you write a page a day for a year, that's 365 pages minimum done and that's a book! I have less to write and less time to do it in, so if I do a page a day, I could seriously pull this off.

2. Writing a good novel isn't just about great dialog or a plot to hook in the reader; both have to be as believable as possible even if it's fiction/fantasy. The best way to get believable characters is basically knowing everything about them, like they're a real person. Sounds super easy, right? Here's a few ways that I've heard works for different people:
     *write a blog in the voice of your character. You get into their heads and make 
      statements and decisions like they would in real life. Obviously you can put it in a word  
      doc, or if you feel like it, put it in a real blog and design it, whatever. Just don't adopt  
      multiple personalities, okay?
     *Fill out this sentence for as many characters as you can stand:
       My name is {name} and I am a {age} year-old {place in society/occupation/ect.} who wants {something/someone}.
      If you can't answer this for your characters, then take a step back and figure it out. If
      your novel doesn't outline this for your readers, then make adjustments! This also helps
      when designing characters and  giving them a driven purpose.
3. Everyone wants something; I want something (actually a lot of things) and I'm sure you want something; if you don't then you might be in a vegitable state. Every quality character wants something and the story is there to show the readers if they get what they want or not. So if you're stuck w/ the storyline (if I'm stuck on a storyline...) then that's something to help steer you back.

Does that help? I'm here for you! If you're writing, wanting to write then let me know where you are and where you want to go. If you want more advice, I hope to post more soon. None of these are my ideas; they're things that I've heard at LTUE Symposiums or in my Creative Writing class, so I'm not some kind of genius or published puffball. If anything, I need this advice, but I want to spread the word.
Do you have any advice you want to add? Feel free to comment and add!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Reason to Looove Poetry

“Let me be that I am and seek not to alter me.” William Shakespeare (Much Ado About Nothing)

So poetry gets a bad rap some reason for being...''out there'' because they're hard to interpret or something. I admit, studying English sometimes, I have to read and interpret poems where I'm thinking, "This is sooo ridiculous--this is only famous because so-and-so wrote this." But I think that if you come across a poem and you feel that it's above average, it's probably because without taking a ridiculous magnifying glass to it, you can find something special about it.

I took a look at this in my Creative Writing class and even though it might seem a bit graphic/violent, it's one of my absolute favorites.
Reason to Survive November
[Tony Hoagland]
November like a train wreck –
as if a locomotive made of cold
had hurtled out of Canada
and crashed into a million trees,
flaming the leaves, setting the woods on fire.

The sky is a thick, cold gauze –
but there’s a soup special at the Waffle House downtown,
and the Jack Parsons show is up at the museum,
full of luminous red barns.

– Or maybe I’ll visit beautiful Donna,
the kickboxing queen from Santa Fe,
and roll around in her foldout bed.

I know there are some people out there
who think I am supposed to end up
in a room by myself

with a gun and a bottle full of hate,
a locked door and my slack mouth open
like a disconnected phone.

But I hate those people back
from the core of my donkey soul
and the hatred makes me strong
and my survival is their failure,

and my happiness would kill them
so I shove joy like a knife
into my own heart over and over

and I force myself toward pleasure,
and I love this November life
where I run like a train
deeper and deeper
into the land of my enemies.

You don't have to totally see it the way I do, because that's the beauty of poems--there should never be a "memorized answer" that they teach you in high school. Anyway, I love, love, LOVE this poem, because for me, it's a description of a frame of mind I wish more people exhibited. Everyone stresses, everone suffers, and everyone has their giants to battle.
But for me, this poem seems to say that the best way to win, is to prove to your enemies, challenges, issues--that you're above being bitter and above feeling sorry for yourself. And sometimes it's tough! But our happiness, our victory equals defeat for those who want to see us suffer & fail. If you believe in Satan, you know what I mean. Proving to him that you're above temptation, or you can be forgiven for screw-ups and mishaps--it's our success and his failure.
I love Hoagland's language; it's bold, blunt and brave. I don't dabble too much in poetry, but it's poetry like this that makes me think that I want to try my hand at it and hopefully have some sort of impact on someone else.
What poetry do you like? Are you a poet?
If you want to find poems of all shapes and sizes, check out www.poetry.org.