"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed." ~William Shakespeare

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Monday, July 18, 2011

I Solemly Swear You'll Love This


"Not my daughter, you b****!" ~Mrs. Weasley in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
{best line from the movie, hands down}

Well, if you're looking for a fun, new tutorial, then prepare to work some mischief! This is my first tutorial for photo manipulation especially for this blog, so here we go!


{swish and *flick*!}


For this tutorial, I used Paint Shop Pro, but really any tutorial like this can be used w/ any program {like the regular Photoshop}. The things I'll show you might have different names or might be in slightly different areas, but all these kinds of programs should have the same capabilities.

So I opened the original {my Deathly Hallows 2 premiere getup!!} and immediately used one of my favorite commands, "brightness and contrast" it brings out the colors quite nicely:
So it looks a lil' like this:
I usually play with the numbers depending on the original lighting, and so should you for your project. But a good first try should be -10 brightness and +10 or 20 contrast.

Next, add some textures! They can be found just about anywhere, but I get my kicks on http://browse.deviantart.com/resources/textures/. Most people post them primarily for free use, but each artist has their own rules and generally all of them want credit if you use them publicly. Like for this tutorial, or if you post a piece online, you don't want to plagorize!

So here's the ones I'm using for this tutorial:
http://ericamarieart.deviantart.com/
http://night-fate-stock.deviantart.com/gallery/28174591#/d2s1ccw

I tried finding some that would fit the "vision" if you will of what I want to see when it's finished; since I'm sporting Gryfindor colors, I wanted the tones and hues to be on the red/orange side and I picked things that would do that for me. If you were doing Slytherein, you would want something that is sort of already green/dark green/black.

So I pasted each one into the project as seperate layers. You'll notice that they're all seperate for a reason; you can change each one seperately or delete one that you don't like. It's the breathing air of photomanipulators everywhere. You just go to Edit-->paste-->paste as new layer and it should do the work for you. I rename mine so I know which ones I'm dealing with. Make sure you change the sizes of the textures so it covers the whole space of the picture (some will be really big or small).

The next part is fun:
They won't start off looking like this, but next to the layers, there is the word, Normal by each of the layers. If you click on that and scroll through the different options, you can see it does really cool things to the layers, so you can see right through them to the picture, which you want. Here for example, I've got both of them on Hard Light and the top reddish layer on 68%. Like I said, you're gonna have to play around with them because each picture or texture doesn't lead to a cookie-cutter result. That's the mischief part!

You can tell that part of the texture is covering important things like--my face!
On each layer, you'll want to lightly and gently erase so you don't loose your texture's effect but you can  still see the vitals.
As you can see, I fiddled w/ the layers and decided the reddish layer would be on Overlay at 84% and the tan swirled one on Hard Light at 70%. I used a relatively large eraser, but fiddled with the most important parts: Opacity and Hardness. Opacity will still erase but it won't be bold, if it's only 32% visible; it compliments the magical sense that I want, sort of smokey and awesome. The 17% Hardness will make the edges of the eraser very fuzzy. If you mess around with it, you'll know what I mean.

And you can't have a wand without MAGICAL SPARKLES! So we'll top off this project with some different colored sparkles.

For this part, I used free and downloadable brushes. It's something I'm still experimenting with, but think of this like those stamp markers from kindergarten; instead of drawing the sparkles you can use the brushes to "stamp" them there.

Again, brushes are like textures; there are a lot out there, but give the artists credit! It's beyond me how they create 'em in the first place, so they're nice enough as it is to let us use them. You can find brushes that work specifically for your program here: http://browse.deviantart.com/resources/applications/

The brushes I used were a mix from this package:

If you've never used brushes, you just have to install them into your program. For Paint Shop Pro, I just go File-->Import-->Custom Brush and then I just open the brush files and it's done! When you select your regular paint brush, you can select from the drop-down menu the specific brush you want.

Now I created a whole new layer. It's different for every program, but usually you can right click a layer and select "create new layer"--something to that effect.

When you've chosen your poison so to speak, you can select the colors you want and start stampin'! I usually go dark to light, and for this I stamped some red, then orange, yellow and white, mostly white. It'll look a bit like this!
For sparkles, you keep them on the top layer and on Normal, 100% Opacity. It's how we do.

And thaaaaat's it! To save the project, you simply right click one of the layers and Merge (Flatten) your image. It makes the file not so big. If you were to save it and work on it later, you wouldn't flatten the image, but save it as a photoshop image, not jpeg. Once they're flattened, they can't be pulled apart again!


{ Mischief Managed! }

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Yet Another Palate Pleaser

“As far as I’m concerned, ‘whom’ is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.” Calvin Trillian

Hello, all! It's time for another post, or basically another recipe post!

It's {über} hot outside, and so I revived a family fav that we haven't made in a while! They're cream-wiches! I'm sure we didn't totally invent it ourselves, but I made up the name, so tell me if I need to rethink it.

It's like an ice cream sandwich, only it's coolwhip and cinnamon graham crackers! They're really easy to make, but I took pictures anyway.



I have all the ingredients out: tin foil, a tub of cool whip (thawed), and a box's worth of cinnamon graham crackers!


You just take one cracker and snap it in half like you would for a s'more.




Then put a not-so huge dollop of coolwhip on one of them, and gently press the other cracker on top to make a sandwich, cinnamon goodness on the outside, of course!

I wrap them in tin foil, no tape or whatever is necessary.




Then you just pop 'em in the freezer! If you have to eat them immediately, I'm guessing if you give it 2-3 hours they should be good to eat--freezing them makes the sandwich stay together, because thawed coolwhip just squirts out of the edges. When we make 'em, we actually freeze them overnight and enjoy them for a few days or two, or however long they last!

I hope you enjoy this quick little treat (it's actually a healthy alternative to ice cream sandwiches) and hopefully I'll think of new and fresh things to blog about in the near future!

I have precisely 3 weeks (21 days!!) until I leave for the MTC and it's gettin' me all giddy just thinking about it! :)

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Something Wicked this Way Comes!

So I wanted to do a lil’ shout-out to my homeboy, William “the Bard” Shakespeare.
I went w/ my brother and my friends to an outdoor production of Macbeth and my oh my! Was I in heaven or what? I had more fun than you could "shake-a-spear" at! So because I’ve got the Bard on the brain, here’s some attempts at describing his awesomeness:

My favorite History: Richard III
My favorite Tragedy: Macbeth
My favorite Comedy: Twelfth Night

Some grand quotes:

"You speak an infinite deal of nothing." {The Merchant of Venice}


"My purpose is, indeed, a horse of that colour." {Twelfth Night}

"I am a Jew…If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we die? And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that." {The Merchant of Venice}

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" {Romeo & Juliet}

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way come." {Macbeth}

"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt." {Measure for Measure}

Lady Macbeth--bold, brash, and Scottish
"Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak." {As You Like It}


"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better." {Twelfth Night}


"Though she be but little, she is fierce!" {A Midsummer Night’s Dream}

"{Thine} face is not worth sunburning." {Henry V}

"What’s past is prologue." {The Tempest}

"Let me be that I am and seek not to alter me." {Much Ado About Nothing}

"Beweare the green-eyed monster, my Lord. It doth mock the meat it feeds on." {Othello}

"If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." {Twelfth Night}
"Confusion now hath made his masterpiece." {Macbeth}

"Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce." {Romeo & Juliet}



One reason why I love Shakespeare: Okay, like I can narrow it down to just one, jeez. I can’t narrow anything to just one. But I like that all of his characters have brilliant personalities, has strong female characters even though in his time, women were taught to be lesser then men. He took the common stories of the day and made up his version which was fresh, bold and better! His imagery is luscious and to die for! His wit, intelligence and expertise on the ways of humanity are spot on. And above all, he’s taught me that characters—as well as people—reveal who they truly are by what they say…and what they don’t say.

In black ink my love may still shine bright.” William Shakespeare

Friday, June 24, 2011

"21-year-old Me", Meet "high school Me"


“I was outnumbered, unarmed, weak, and screwed. In that order.”  Jennifer Lynn Barnes' Raised by Wolves

Well, it’s sort of been a while since I’ve written, and I have a very good reason for stalling! It’s a big under-construction post that will be coming your way, I promise! Just a reminder, the poll is still going until July 1st! But…I’ll probably just extend it anyway.

With such a long time here at home away from school, I’ve been cleaning through my things to get rid of things that I don’t really use anymore, while having a very interesting experience looking at the middle school/high school me. I’ve already blazed through 3 years of college and it’s amazing how much I’ve changed and it’s sort of weird; time can feel so short and so long at the same time.

One of the things I found was this silly book called The Totally Righteous, Awesomely Cool, Simply Outrageous List Book. Yeah, blast from the past, huh? It’s a book where they have a bunch of lists of like top 10 this, all-time favorite that, most of which, if not all of them are just as corny as the title of said book. No wait, it gets better! It comes with stickers—with phrases like “the bomb!”, “as if!” “phat!” and “not even!” Let’s just say I never got around to really filling out every last list.

It just floors me how much pleasure I get out of making lists—and if it’s a “to do” list, I get a kick out of crossing things off! Woot! One list that sort of floored me was this list I wrote in the back of things I wanted to be when I “grow up” or really, things I wanted to accomplish while I’m alive and ready to live. Here’s the list:

I want to be a:
  • novelist
  • mother/wife
  • world traveller
  • graduate
  • musician
  • missionary
  • artist
These goals sure haven’t changed!  It’s crazy to think that I’m getting really close to accomplishing all of these things! Heck, I’m going on a mission to Berlin in less than 6 weeks!  Every time I think about it, I feel so grateful that I’m finally accomplishing one of my biggest goals I’ve ever set for myself. Granted, it seems a little scarier than I imagined as a kid, but I’ve spent so much of my life telling others that I had what it took to serve and that I could handle the pressure and reach out to complete strangers, and here’s my change (finally!) to make that possible and make the ones I love proud of me.

However, now that I’m thinking about it, I feel like I need to update this list to make it slightly more specific and yet things I’ve been thinking about adding to the list. They’re not in any particular order, just in order of subconscious thinking:
  • be the best sister missionary I can be
  • not be frustrated while re-learning German
  • publish DS [my affectionate nickname for my novel]
  • be a [published] writer
  • get a job as an editor, somehow wheedle myself into the publishing business
  • graduate from college!
  • keep this blog going
  • get married/be an awesome mom & wife
  • keep in touch with as many friends as I can
  • keep travelling! I just cannot stop!
  • be the best hip-hop dancer I can be
  • go to a renaissance fair WITH a homemade costume!
  • choreograph a full song’s worth of MOVES.
  • Huske danske efter min mission, ellers lærne igen!
  • try to not compare myself to others (there’s gotta be a plus for being a “jack-of-all-trades”)
  • host more parties (when I get back to Provo)
  • get far enough as a writer that people actually know who I am and yet don’t berate my work like so many people have with Twilight.
I think that’s a good start; I’m good at adding onto these sorts of things. Just after writing this past sentence, I added 2 or 3 to the list! I’m tellin’ you, it’s like a crazy twitch! Do you have a bucket list? If so, share it w/ me, it might give me some great ideas! It’s amazing that as kids we dream so big, and what’s even more amazing is how willpower can really get us there, despite how crazy the world and life can get.

P.S. I couldn’t end this blog w/o sharing a ridiculous list I wrote in the back of this book. I wrote it w/ a great friend of mine Karin Allred (affectionately called ‘Charlotte Blackwood’ as well) and it’s called:

Things NOT to do on a Plane:
  1.  Move your seat back and forth when the person behind you has food on their tray.
  2. Open your carry-on and whisper loudly, “got enough air?”
  3. Get up frequently to go to the bathroom if seated by the window.
  4. “Test” the help button—just to make sure it works.
  5. Claim to your neighbor that you made the plane and keep saying, “it’s not supposed to do that!”
  6. Laugh constantly during the in-flight movie.
  7. Remind your neighbor, “As my mom always says, what comes up must come down!”
  8. Make a point of showing your neighbor your fake gun in your pocket.
  9. Constantly open and close the small tray in front of you.
  10. Bring a hamster
  11. Mimic the safety procedures
  12. Steal others’ bags of peanuts.
I'm not sure if we actually came up w/ all of these or were under the influence of the internet, but we were rather creative back in the day [if not still to this day!]

Saturday, June 11, 2011

My Silly Scribbles from ENG 218

It's good to be back! If you've been starving for some ridiculousness from me, I'm sorry I made you wait a decent 2 weeks. We were supposed to go on a trip of a lifetime back to visit Germany, Italy and Denmark but because of stupid weather, unlucky circumstances, and no wiggle room to rebook our trip we had to cancel. It meant a lot to our family, especially to visit family in Denmark.


Vader isn't what you would call a "people person."
So the next best place we could think of was, naturally, DISNEYWORLD. and HARRY POTTER WORLD. if you're FB friends w/ me, go see the 80+ pictures that were taken by your's truly.


Tagent= almost over


I bring this up, because on this trip, I brought a writing journal w/ me to fufill my writing goal of writing everyday {which I would give myself about 3.5/5 stars--but I read 5 books! Holy whuuut??}


And because I brought it w/ me, it brought back memories and I decided to post some of the ones that I enjoyed writing, and reading over again. These posts are unedited, how they are seen in my journal. The journal entries were part of a class requirement--I just had to have a certain amount of writing but I could write about anything--which I did. The freewrites were timed and I had about a max of 5min to write.


Journal Entry 9/3/10
A list of interesting sentences created with fridge magnets (mostly if not all credited to my roommates):
  • *Her hair felt gone.
  • I am raw gorgeous sweat.
  • Delirious women scream and use knives.
  • Bitterly rips gown after swimming club.
  • We white boys live have purple smooth language.
  • We produced one in the hot spring.
  • Me feet is languidly moaning.
  • Boil and smear beauty but iron shadow.
  • Worship puppy love, please.
  • I must like life after death.
  • Stop chanting at me luscious forest.
  • This mad man moons their mother.
  • He is staring as she sleeps in water.
  • Incubate our pink eggs and they will blow up.
  • Whisper a sweet symphony.
  • Some enormous chocolate fluff is under the TV.
  • Trudge beneath the garden and fiddle.
  • I want black lust.
  • I shot him.
  • Frantic meat spray.
  • Think about my ugly blue tongue.
  • Lick a juicy pole.
  • Winter is the cool of summer.
  • Watch your falling blood.
  • She shakes her butt delicately.
  • Lie those out next to the sordid bed.
  • Honey you’re behind rocks.
  • You could run away but I will crush you.
  • His elaborate apparatus drools.
  • My milk eat a girl.
  • Me want her rust like skin goddess.
  • Drunk though essential.
  • Wax my bare smelly legs in the misty wind.
  • Mostly we cry but manipulate men easy.
Freewrite 9/10/10
{describing a childhood home/setting}


Germans. Everywhere. Mountains faced us on the east all covered with thick evergreens. The Tree of Life is the left, probably the tallest and biggest tree I’ve ever seen in my whole life—taller and thicker than a mansion, with a handsome bird’s nest on the highest point. Some of our crazy neighbors are herding their flock of sheep; those buggers always manage to break out and graze by the Tree as though it’s a magnet to all living creatures. Depending on the time of year, the grass is tall and bends like waves on a windy day, or the field gets a buzz cut and hay bales that look like giant marshmallows take its place. Germans are staring at me through their windows.
Journal Entry 9/21/10
What I am good at: dansk, writing, making up/finding names, cooking/eating, ping pong, reading, talking, clarinet, piano, singing, dancing, drawing, photography, laughing/getting people to laugh.
What I am not good at: sports (Frisbee/Capture the flag, volleyball), eating veggies, break-dancing, math/chemistry, thinking realistically, remembering names, focusing on homework (especially boring homework).
What I want to be better at: writing, racquetball, working out, sign language, listening, being assertive
{There are some things that I’m not good at that I don’t really care to improve. Good or bad?}
Journal Entry 10/4/10
List of Problems I’m Glad I Don’t Have (or hope not to have):
  • a crazy/psycho ex
  • mean roommates
  • food allergies
  • car/motion sickness
  • divorced parents
  • switching majors
  • abuse (of any kind)
  • debt
  • unemployment
  • death of a child/stillborn (this is what initially started the list; I could’t fathom how hard it would be to be pregnant only to lose a child that’ll never grow up.)
  • illegible handwriting. 
Fast Freewrite cir. September '10
Smells remembered from childhood:
1.       Fudge—Mississippi
2.       Grandpa’s farm
3.       Mormor’s house
4.       Homemade rootbeer
5.       Camping
Unusual people I met recently (this week)
1.       Bree’s sister
2.       New coworker
3.       My bishop
4.       RS stake counselor
5.       Oskar
Earliest Memories
1.       Kindergarten naptime
2.       Getting a “bad apple” card to take home
3.       Heart-shaped sunglasses
4.       Playing at the beauty salon w/ Polly Pocket
5.       Singing to Lion King.
Things that make me mad:
1.       Lies
2.       F’s
3.       “holier/cooler than thou”
4.       Obama/politics
5.       Mormon haters
Calming places:
1.       Temple
2.       Art museum
3.       Pool
4.       Bookstore
5.       Bed
Things that hurt:
1.       Migraines
2.       Braces
3.       Tight pants
4.       Burns
5.       Soap in the eye
Things I’ve ignored:
1.       Messy room
2.       Dishes
3.       People on FB from high school
4.       Practicing clarinet
5.       My journal
Things I wish I could do again:
1.       White water rafting
2.       Be in a relationship
3.       Live in Germany
4.       Travel
5.       Speak German
{the thing that I love about this list, is that I’m currently happy because I’ve got a #2 again, and on August 3rd, I’ll get to have #3-5 back in my life. WHUUUUT?!}

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Parody Madnessss...Parseltongue for Sheer Fabulousness


So once upon a time I had this awesome Creative Writing class last year and we had to write poetry--which I did, that'll be coming soon. But I asked my teacher if I could write a parody instead and she was down with that, so that's what I did, a parody! This is some fun, original work called "Good Riddance Voldemort" based of the song "Good Morning Baltimore" from Hairspray. The original lyrics are on the left, mine are on the right. I hope you like it; parodies are super fun to write!

Do you write parodies or have you heard of some good ones? Share, share, share!

Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Woke up today                                                           Woke up today
Feeling the way I always do                                     Hating your guts like I always do
Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Hungry for something                                              You killed my parents
That I can't eat                                                          You monstrous beast
Then I hear that beat                                               With freakish pale physique!
The rhythm of town                                                  When Dementors in town
Starts calling me down                                              Start getting me down
It's like a message from                                            And the Death Mark visible
High above                                                                 High above
Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Pulling me out                                                            I grab my broom
To the smiles and the                                                And I'll meet you to
Streets that I love                                                     Fight for the ones that I love!

Good morning Baltimore                                          Good riddance, Voldemort
Every day's like an open door                                  Everyday I keep learning more
Every night is a fantasy                                            Every night I have that fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony                               Where I curse you times infinity!

Good morning Baltimore                                          Good riddance, Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor                  And some day when I pass all my OWLS
The world's gonna wake up and see                       And proclaim my love for Ginny
Baltimore and me                                                      It'll be Voldemore vs. me!

Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Look at my hair                                                         Check out my wand
What "do" can compare with mine today?            How do you compare with the Elder Wand?
Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
I've got my hairspray and radio                              I've got my spell books and Sneak-o-Scope
I'm ready to go                                                           I'm ready to go!

The rats on the street                                               The hippogriffs on the street
All dance round my feet                                           All bow around my feet
They seem to say                                                      They seem to say
"Tracy, it's up to you"                                              "We too hate You-know-Who"
So, oh, oh                                                                    So, oh, oh
Don't hold me back                                                   You watch your back
'Cause today all my dreams will come true          "Cause my prophecy'll finally come true!

Good morning Baltimore                                         Good riddance, Voldemort
There's the flasher who lives next door                 I have a secret band of brave cohorts
There's the bum on his bar room stool                  I hate you more than that Slytherin tool
They wish me luck on my way to school               You just wait until our epic duel.

Good morning Baltimore                                          Good riddance, Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor                  And some day when I pass all my OWLS
The world's gonna wake up and see                       And proclaim my love for Ginny
Baltimore and me                                                      It'll be Voldemore vs. me!

I know every step                                                     I know every spell
I know every song                                                     I know every charm
I know there's a place where I belong                    I know Gryffindor is where I belong!
I see all those party lights shining ahead               I see all those Death Eaters flying ahead
So someone invite me                                              So I better kill you
Before I drop dead!                                                  By the scar on my head!

So, Oh, Oh                                                                 So, Oh, Oh

Give me a chance                                                    Just watch me fly
'Cause when I start to dance                                 'Cause no one can deny
I’m a movie star                                                      I'm the Chosen One
Oh, oh, oh                                                                 Oh, oh, oh
Something inside of me makes me move            Something inside of me wants you gone
When I hear the groove                                         When I whip out my wand!

My ma tells me no                                                   My mum loved me so
But my feet tell me go!                                            Which gave me pow'r over my foes!
It's like a drummer inside my heart                     It's like the Patronus from my wand
Oh, oh, oh                                                                 Oh, oh, oh
Don't make me wait                                                Don't make me wait
One more moment for my life to start...              One more moment for my quest to start!

Good morning Baltimore                                        Good riddance, Voldemort
Every day's like an open door                                Everyday I keep learning more
Every night is a fantasy                                          Every night I have that fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony                             Where I curse you times infinity!

Good morning Baltimore                                        Good riddance, Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor                And some day when I pass all my OWLS
The world's gonna wake up and see                     And proclaim my love for Ginny
Baltimore and me                                                    It'll be Voldemore vs. me!