"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed." ~William Shakespeare

Showing posts with label tribute. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tribute. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Something Wicked this Way Comes!

So I wanted to do a lil’ shout-out to my homeboy, William “the Bard” Shakespeare.
I went w/ my brother and my friends to an outdoor production of Macbeth and my oh my! Was I in heaven or what? I had more fun than you could "shake-a-spear" at! So because I’ve got the Bard on the brain, here’s some attempts at describing his awesomeness:

My favorite History: Richard III
My favorite Tragedy: Macbeth
My favorite Comedy: Twelfth Night

Some grand quotes:

"You speak an infinite deal of nothing." {The Merchant of Venice}


"My purpose is, indeed, a horse of that colour." {Twelfth Night}

"I am a Jew…If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we die? And if you wrong us, do we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that." {The Merchant of Venice}

"Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" {Romeo & Juliet}

"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way come." {Macbeth}

"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt." {Measure for Measure}

Lady Macbeth--bold, brash, and Scottish
"Do you not know I am a woman? When I think, I must speak." {As You Like It}


"Love sought is good, but given unsought is better." {Twelfth Night}


"Though she be but little, she is fierce!" {A Midsummer Night’s Dream}

"{Thine} face is not worth sunburning." {Henry V}

"What’s past is prologue." {The Tempest}

"Let me be that I am and seek not to alter me." {Much Ado About Nothing}

"Beweare the green-eyed monster, my Lord. It doth mock the meat it feeds on." {Othello}

"If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction." {Twelfth Night}
"Confusion now hath made his masterpiece." {Macbeth}

"Thy wit is a very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce." {Romeo & Juliet}



One reason why I love Shakespeare: Okay, like I can narrow it down to just one, jeez. I can’t narrow anything to just one. But I like that all of his characters have brilliant personalities, has strong female characters even though in his time, women were taught to be lesser then men. He took the common stories of the day and made up his version which was fresh, bold and better! His imagery is luscious and to die for! His wit, intelligence and expertise on the ways of humanity are spot on. And above all, he’s taught me that characters—as well as people—reveal who they truly are by what they say…and what they don’t say.

In black ink my love may still shine bright.” William Shakespeare

Saturday, May 14, 2011

oh. my. NIKON.

TRIIIIBUTE. to my beloved Nikon Coolpix P90 the best camera that's travelled w/ me everywhere I've gone for the past few years.


I got it for my birthday! Everyone always oggles it when I use it for this or that, and it's the greatest! So here's a little love for the camera that gives me some great shots.


{This is me w/ the camera right after my birfday}





{Ain't she a beaut?}

P.S. Ever since my last blog post about writing, I've totally been keeping at it! It's fun to actually be keeping a writing goal, but I usually find myself writing for more than 10 minutes. Who'd a thunk?

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Parody Madnessss...Parseltongue for Sheer Fabulousness


So once upon a time I had this awesome Creative Writing class last year and we had to write poetry--which I did, that'll be coming soon. But I asked my teacher if I could write a parody instead and she was down with that, so that's what I did, a parody! This is some fun, original work called "Good Riddance Voldemort" based of the song "Good Morning Baltimore" from Hairspray. The original lyrics are on the left, mine are on the right. I hope you like it; parodies are super fun to write!

Do you write parodies or have you heard of some good ones? Share, share, share!

Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Woke up today                                                           Woke up today
Feeling the way I always do                                     Hating your guts like I always do
Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Hungry for something                                              You killed my parents
That I can't eat                                                          You monstrous beast
Then I hear that beat                                               With freakish pale physique!
The rhythm of town                                                  When Dementors in town
Starts calling me down                                              Start getting me down
It's like a message from                                            And the Death Mark visible
High above                                                                 High above
Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Pulling me out                                                            I grab my broom
To the smiles and the                                                And I'll meet you to
Streets that I love                                                     Fight for the ones that I love!

Good morning Baltimore                                          Good riddance, Voldemort
Every day's like an open door                                  Everyday I keep learning more
Every night is a fantasy                                            Every night I have that fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony                               Where I curse you times infinity!

Good morning Baltimore                                          Good riddance, Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor                  And some day when I pass all my OWLS
The world's gonna wake up and see                       And proclaim my love for Ginny
Baltimore and me                                                      It'll be Voldemore vs. me!

Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
Look at my hair                                                         Check out my wand
What "do" can compare with mine today?            How do you compare with the Elder Wand?
Oh, oh, oh                                                                   Oh, oh, oh
I've got my hairspray and radio                              I've got my spell books and Sneak-o-Scope
I'm ready to go                                                           I'm ready to go!

The rats on the street                                               The hippogriffs on the street
All dance round my feet                                           All bow around my feet
They seem to say                                                      They seem to say
"Tracy, it's up to you"                                              "We too hate You-know-Who"
So, oh, oh                                                                    So, oh, oh
Don't hold me back                                                   You watch your back
'Cause today all my dreams will come true          "Cause my prophecy'll finally come true!

Good morning Baltimore                                         Good riddance, Voldemort
There's the flasher who lives next door                 I have a secret band of brave cohorts
There's the bum on his bar room stool                  I hate you more than that Slytherin tool
They wish me luck on my way to school               You just wait until our epic duel.

Good morning Baltimore                                          Good riddance, Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor                  And some day when I pass all my OWLS
The world's gonna wake up and see                       And proclaim my love for Ginny
Baltimore and me                                                      It'll be Voldemore vs. me!

I know every step                                                     I know every spell
I know every song                                                     I know every charm
I know there's a place where I belong                    I know Gryffindor is where I belong!
I see all those party lights shining ahead               I see all those Death Eaters flying ahead
So someone invite me                                              So I better kill you
Before I drop dead!                                                  By the scar on my head!

So, Oh, Oh                                                                 So, Oh, Oh

Give me a chance                                                    Just watch me fly
'Cause when I start to dance                                 'Cause no one can deny
I’m a movie star                                                      I'm the Chosen One
Oh, oh, oh                                                                 Oh, oh, oh
Something inside of me makes me move            Something inside of me wants you gone
When I hear the groove                                         When I whip out my wand!

My ma tells me no                                                   My mum loved me so
But my feet tell me go!                                            Which gave me pow'r over my foes!
It's like a drummer inside my heart                     It's like the Patronus from my wand
Oh, oh, oh                                                                 Oh, oh, oh
Don't make me wait                                                Don't make me wait
One more moment for my life to start...              One more moment for my quest to start!

Good morning Baltimore                                        Good riddance, Voldemort
Every day's like an open door                                Everyday I keep learning more
Every night is a fantasy                                          Every night I have that fantasy
Every sound's like a symphony                             Where I curse you times infinity!

Good morning Baltimore                                        Good riddance, Voldemort
And some day when I take to the floor                And some day when I pass all my OWLS
The world's gonna wake up and see                     And proclaim my love for Ginny
Baltimore and me                                                    It'll be Voldemore vs. me!